It’s another year down for Mr. Cruise, and since we’re not a gossip site, let’s get the personal blather out of the way in the limited artistic manner we have at our disposal: haiku.
Scientology.
Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Tom…
please don’t sue me bro.
Don’t forget, he’s also a stellar actor and when it comes to dramatic turns, you can’t beat A Few Good Men, which also happens to be a justifiable pairing for this patriotic weekend.
Can you handle the Tom?
CJ – Crackle Blog Editor
Tags: a few good men, Birthday Haiku, tom cruise
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